This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a quiet, quirky charm — a grizzled frog adventurer rendered in warm, hand-drawn tones with the headline “My Flabbers Are Gasted.” The soft, lived-in color and textured surface from post-construction dyeing make the illustration feel like a treasured find pulled from a favorite storybook. Wear it on weekend game nights, at conventions, or when you want to signal a love of whimsical fantasy and dry humor. Comfortable and relaxed, it layers easily under a jacket or stands alone as a statement piece for anyone who prefers characterful, slightly offbeat designs.
Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable feel - Garment-dyed for a worn-in color and soft texture - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit - Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability - Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
